February 2012
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My study abroad program may be going under, and I am rather morose about the whole thing.
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joshishollywood:
The swingin’ life of a single jobless post-grad on a wednesday night
Draw mouth underneath wrist birthmarks
Take hi res photo
This is somehow fun
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Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
If you want to make out
I’ll put my phone on silent.
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Hey, guys, I’d like to get the dirtyvloggerconfession of me off the internet. If you reblogged it, would you mind deleting your reblog? Since my name’s attached to my internet presence, it would probably be a good idea. Thank you : )
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This is your unofficial daily reminder that people on the internet are people too and you should be nice and non-creepy to them despite your relative anonymity and removed-ness. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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The inherent problem with Lucky Charms
is there just aren’t enough charms to go around.
Or at the very least the distribution could be more equitable.
Scrappy, comically stereotyped leprechauns are the 1%.
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I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had... →
fizzylimon:
I want to go back to the time when a corset was an undergarment, not an only-garment. When a woman could show some ankle and get the men wondering what kind of shins are under all those petticoats. When a proper dowry was all you needed to get all the men. When a man would have to physically come and get the woman and her chaperone if they wanted to spend an evening frolicking in...
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“I’M OBJECTIFING MODES OF INTERFLOOR TRANSPORTATION.”
– Cate Matthews (via katieatlarge)
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January 2012
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“And if the girl you’ve taken for a drink happens to belong to the...”
– A recent article from UniLad, a decently-sized lad magazine with a fan base eager to support it. Fuck, that’s terrifying.
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The internet has managed to convince me that the proper way to tell a boy you like him is to suggest having children together. I can see this becoming a problem in the future.
dear tumblr askers,
kassieking:
emilythebravee:
just for clarification…
everybody on the internet dated everybody. mostly all at the same time.
hope that clears everything up.
Chances are, if you think it’s happening, it’s totally happening.
That sentence is why we invaded Iraq. Imagine what the internet will do with it.
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“You shut up,” said Bonzo. “Shut up and stand out of the way.”...”
– Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card. Wonderfully out of context.
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baxtavius:
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ai-yo:
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princezuko:
oh puberty
i’m still waiting to hit puberty myself
Let me guess when she was Black she had little to no speaking parts but as soon as she needed to talk puberty happened.
ding ding ding
they had to cast a white actress because we can’t have interracial relationships in movies
OR, alternatively, the...
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“And so when you start working at 15 or 16, by the time you are 26, 27, your...”
– Mike Daisey, This American Life’s “Mr. Daisey and the Apple Factory”. Foxconn, a Chinese company, manufactures Apple iPhones and iPads.
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“No matter how complex your electronics are, they are assembled by thousands and...”
– Mike Daisey, This American Life’s “Mr. Daisey and the Apple Factory”. Foxconn, a Chinese company, manufactures Apple iPhones and iPads.
I’ve been getting some sexual asks in my box - and one of them not anon, not sure if that was intentional- and just to be clear: no. We do not have that kind of relationship. I am a person, you are a person, and there should be some sort of basic mutual respect there.
Also: my father has largely exaggerated the size of my dowry to avoid dishonor. It’s now only two alpacas, not three....